Before you go through your annual ritual of fishing through Morrissey's traschcan for bits of unhappy birthday cake, check out Revolution tonight for a special bash in honor of the celibate sex god. So cuff your jeans, tuck in your shirt and remember, you wear black on the outside because black is how you feel on the inside.
Revolution
4212 Sunset Blvd
Silverlake, CA
18+, 10:00 p.m. -2:00 a.m.
Free before 11 with flyer, $5 for 21+, $7 otherwise
DJs Larry, Ruth and Snow

I never thought that there were enough Mods in LA to warrant two parties on the same night. Guess I was wrong. Satisfaction is going on at the Derby tonight with Tony the Tyger, Rena la Reine and Chris Griffiths spinning garage, psyche, freatbeat, et cetera. Headless Hearsemen will be playing live. Meanwhile Lawless Street presents Soul Rebels at Zen Sushi with three rooms of Northern Soul, ska and reggae. Oceans 11 and Chris Murray Combo are playing live. Who ever said that you could only go to one club per night?

Satisfaction @ The Derby
4500 Los Feliz Blvd.
21+, price unknown

Soul Rebels @ Zen Sushi
2609 Hyperion Blvd.
Silverlake, CA
18+, $10
(Free shooters from 9-10)

Queen Courtney is the girl who would blare Brujeria on the lunch yard at our Catholic high school and there is no doubt in my head that she will make your Abercrombie-loving cousin sprout liberty spikes with her set tonight at Punk Rock Social. The Skulls, Firecracker 500, Blockage, Bobot Adrenaline and The Quirks are all playing live.
Punk Rock Social @ Anarchy Library
13250 Woodruff Ave.
Downey, CA
21+, $8

Like Funk? The Gumbo Brothers are playing tonight from 10:00 p.m. until 1:00 a.m.. Don't start moaning, "Oh, but the Valley is so far." You're going opposite traffic, it will take you twenty minutes. I swear.
The Gumbo Brothers @ Springbock Zulu Room
16150 Victory Blvd.
Van Nuys, CA

Sick of clubs? sKamper will be rockin' better than Dokken on Hollywood Blvd. tonight. Yes, on the street. Be in front of Skooby's Hot Dogs at 10, or you'll miss the action. Bring the kids.
sKamper on the street in front of Skooby's Hot Dogs
6654 Hollywood Blvd.
Hollywood, CA
Free, All Ages