"I hate this song. Yet, I can't help thinking of Stewie dancing to it in his Ipod commercial."
"I only know it from Family Guy."
"I remember it from when I was little. I hated it then too."
"Why?"
"'Shooting at the walls of heartache/Bang, bang/ I am the warrior' Even an eight-year-old could tell you that those were the worst lyrics ever."
"Oh, but she wants to tame your animal style."
"Stop it!"
"It's the bang, bang part. That's what makes the song terrible even by an eighth graders standards."
"Eight-year-old. It was 1984."

Are there songs more abysmal than "The Warrior?" I'm not sure. You can add your responses to the comments section.