All this pining over Depeche Mode can come in handy. If you want to know how that is possible, pick up a copy of Razorcake issue #30 (in which the magazine celebrates its fifth anniversary) and read "Music for the Modies," which is written by yours truly. It is a, dare I say, heartwrenching testament as to how one should be embarrassed by fangirl antics at the ripe old age of twenty-nine, but, in fact, is not. You will laugh, cry and play "Everything Counts" at full blast as you scrawl Depeche Mode Rules on your Vans and doodle Violator album covers on your notebooks.

Okay, maybe not, but still, I hope you take the time to read it.