It's not exactly easy to open a small business in Los Angeles. Case in point, Safari Sam's, which intended to open a few weeks ago. On the club's website, Sam Lanni details the beurocratic roadblocks that have stood in the way of his club's grand opening. If you live in Los Angeles, you probably already are aware of the hassles city beurocrats create whenever the mood strikes, but it's still an interesting read and offers ways in which locals can help.