Tommy (upon seeing Randy as an usher at the movie theater with 3D Glasses on): Bitchin', is this movie in 3D?
Randy: No, but your face is.

-- Valley Girl (1983)

When I was a kid and I saw Valley Girl, I thought everyone's prom had some supercool band playing in the background. As I got older, I realized prom was really all about DJs busting out every sappy R&B single on the Top 40. Boring! I wanted to dance to "Johnny Are You Queer." Now, I just want to know what Josie Cotton is up to these days. Unfortunately, I can't read bios written in Japanese.