(Warning: The songs contained herein will be considered objectionable by most. By objectionable, I mean that the lyrics might actually make Peach blush. They are definitely dirtier than anything Avenue D could write, except for maybe that song one of the girls did with Boy George. Do not listen to these songs from your workstation or in any other place where turning up the volume can get you into serious trouble.)

After graduating from high school, I spent three months bumming around with my small crowd of friends knowing full well that, by September, we would see each other infrequently or, in some cases, never again. My house was pretty much ground zero since my mom had a Price Club membership, meaning that we had a stockpile of jalepeno poppers in the freezer, and I lived down the street from a straggly-haired pro-skater that certain girls in the circle found hot. One night, Angel, my partner in crime, drove up in his new car with a very loud stereo system and blared this club hit.

Lords of Acid "I Sit on Acid"
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The song inspired an impromptu dance party on the sidewalk in front of my house complete with seven teenagers screaming "Darling, come here!"

The fact that no one in my neighborhood seemed to care about our raucous behavior, encouraged him to play another track for us.

Lords of Acid "I Must Increase My Bust"
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All of us girls started working the bust exercises from junior high P.E. class as if we actually needed help in that department. This prompted Angel to switch CDs and play the song that he swore was "crucial for every woman to know."

Consolidated (w/Yeastie Girls) "You Suck"
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At one point during this song, we were actually dancing on top of cars. These things happen when you are that bored. The best part was that not a single person in the neighborhood complained.

Lust, the Lords of Acid album from which these two tracks stem, is still available. However, this doesn't seem to be the case for Consolidated's 1992 release Play More Music.